For the past few days it's been the usual.Annette or An-nerd-ette as I prefer to call her has been her usual nerdy self : waking up,going to school,eating,studying,sleeping and more studying.If there was some disease for repeating something again and again or studying too much then she will totally get it!!!Blimely I won't be surprised if she suddenly falls ill due to lack of exposure to sunlight even !!!
I'm guessing she's having her exams.So I'm thinking that she would actually bother to actually clean me up.It'd be nice to think clearly without having cluttered thoughts.
Optimism would help,right?
Sunday 30 May 2010
#2
Okay...so maybe I was a bit too harsh on you people.I'm sorry because yesterday was truly horrendous!!!
Annette,my owner or An-nerd-ette as I prefer to call her ate a delicious looking apple and didn't bother to throw it.Oh no!Instead she just chucked that thing into one of my drawers!!!(Sorry apple,you may be a nice guy to have a conversation with but that doesn't mean you aren't dirtying me :( )So now that apple is rotting away in one of my drawers along with bubblegum wrappers,cold medicine,crumpled up notes of paper...So I'm officially a rubbish chute now,not a well mannered table with a sense of decorum???
You can complain that I sound like your mum complaining about not keeping your room clean,but how would you like someone chucking dirt down your trousers???Imagine a little and I'm sure you can empathise.
There are some crumpled up tests in which she has scored all As....big surprise there!Didn't see that one coming.Who am I kidding?An-nerd-ette would probably start wailing even if she got an A-.
Weird? I know!
You know what is even creepier???She's got thousands of pens!I think she's infatuated with pens rather than boys :(You can find multi-coloured ones,chisels,markers and all other sorts.
If all these were arranged neatly,I wouldn't be so grouchy or unfaithful towards An-nerd-ette.Oh no,but you see instead it's all cluttered up and she tries to clutter it up more trying to retrieve non-existent items.The actual problem for tables is that if we are cluttered up even our minds are cluttered up and as a result we can't think straight...that is the reason for me being so whiny.Don't worry I'm sure she will clean me soon and then I can really entertain you ;)
Annette,my owner or An-nerd-ette as I prefer to call her ate a delicious looking apple and didn't bother to throw it.Oh no!Instead she just chucked that thing into one of my drawers!!!(Sorry apple,you may be a nice guy to have a conversation with but that doesn't mean you aren't dirtying me :( )So now that apple is rotting away in one of my drawers along with bubblegum wrappers,cold medicine,crumpled up notes of paper...So I'm officially a rubbish chute now,not a well mannered table with a sense of decorum???
You can complain that I sound like your mum complaining about not keeping your room clean,but how would you like someone chucking dirt down your trousers???Imagine a little and I'm sure you can empathise.
There are some crumpled up tests in which she has scored all As....big surprise there!Didn't see that one coming.Who am I kidding?An-nerd-ette would probably start wailing even if she got an A-.
Weird? I know!
You know what is even creepier???She's got thousands of pens!I think she's infatuated with pens rather than boys :(You can find multi-coloured ones,chisels,markers and all other sorts.
If all these were arranged neatly,I wouldn't be so grouchy or unfaithful towards An-nerd-ette.Oh no,but you see instead it's all cluttered up and she tries to clutter it up more trying to retrieve non-existent items.The actual problem for tables is that if we are cluttered up even our minds are cluttered up and as a result we can't think straight...that is the reason for me being so whiny.Don't worry I'm sure she will clean me soon and then I can really entertain you ;)
Thursday 27 May 2010
My Introduction...
So you think that just because I'm a table,and not such an expensive one, that I've no feelings!
That's just plain rude and typical human.I mean I wonder why your name human is almost a homophone with humane.It obviously is a misnomer!You have every,yes fundamental right to question me about why I have such terrible notions....Well I can justify people...
But I'm warning you, you're going to start sympathising with me if you know how horribly I'm being treated....
You see I basically belong to this 16 year old girl , oh no sorry she aint no girl,she's a nerd.I can solemnly swear about that because she wears glasses and reads a lot of books and writes a lot of nonsensical stories and blabbers even more!Hey,you ever been owned by a nerd???Well I can tell you its not much fun !!!
So this girl's name is Annette.She's got dirty blond hair and blue eyes.She's a straight A student and loves to sit at home and not go out and just do all those nerdy things nerds do :( You can ask me why I ardently dislike this girl who is my owner-oh wait,I guess you already have.
It's because of this.She never ever ever takes care of me!!!Hey I'm not asking her to wipe my nose or change my diaper am I???? No,I'm just asking her to keep me a bit clean and tidy and not let me be the cluttered up mess I am!!!
You see, for tables like me a cluttered up body means a cluttered up mind :(
Sadly you can notice it by the way I'm raving on...
That's just plain rude and typical human.I mean I wonder why your name human is almost a homophone with humane.It obviously is a misnomer!You have every,yes fundamental right to question me about why I have such terrible notions....Well I can justify people...
But I'm warning you, you're going to start sympathising with me if you know how horribly I'm being treated....
You see I basically belong to this 16 year old girl , oh no sorry she aint no girl,she's a nerd.I can solemnly swear about that because she wears glasses and reads a lot of books and writes a lot of nonsensical stories and blabbers even more!Hey,you ever been owned by a nerd???Well I can tell you its not much fun !!!
So this girl's name is Annette.She's got dirty blond hair and blue eyes.She's a straight A student and loves to sit at home and not go out and just do all those nerdy things nerds do :( You can ask me why I ardently dislike this girl who is my owner-oh wait,I guess you already have.
It's because of this.She never ever ever takes care of me!!!Hey I'm not asking her to wipe my nose or change my diaper am I???? No,I'm just asking her to keep me a bit clean and tidy and not let me be the cluttered up mess I am!!!
You see, for tables like me a cluttered up body means a cluttered up mind :(
Sadly you can notice it by the way I'm raving on...
Annette or An-nerd-ette as I prefer to call her has the time to e-mail her friends,listen to her i-pod (sadly she listens to bethoven and mozart!!! I would prefer punk,rock,pop anytime over that!!!),study,study,study,write notes and study more....but she aint got the time to clean up the cluttered up mess I am :(
ps- that is when I was made,
I'm beautiful, I know :)
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