#7

HELLO everyone....!!!
Remember me?? the crazy table who keeps on ranting...
Yes, I'm back and I know I've been on hiatus for sometime.I can totally explain.
You have to understand that I am not one of those normal tables with no honour,nay I'm one of the coolest multi-tasking and awesomely talented table.I don't only stay put in An-nerd-ette's room but I move about.
So back to the reason why I have been on hiatus...
You see I just organized the international resettlement and rehabilitation centre for dilapidated tables.That was hard work,jumping on all fours from one place to another without humans spotting me and capturing for being some mutant...gah :(
Oh my goodness...you are all laughing at me!!!
I knew it !
Humans have got superiority complex issues....do not deny it.
I would like to state it to humans that even tables have rehabilitation centres!Yes, we are that cool.Get used to it.. 8)
      So now you must be wondering why I took part in this conference with much sincerity.You see in case the Grobners decide to kick me out and move to India I would have no home or shelter.This centre would be of utmost importance for my survival.An-nerd-ette may not keep me clean and tidy but she most certainly does not abuse me.I shudder to think of what I would have to face in the streets with those ill-bred tables with no manners.
      But the awesome part is I'm going to India!!!!!The country with the Taj Mahal  and lush canopies of forests and trees.The Grobners have decided that I'm indeed an integral part of their family and they couldn't bear to part with me.Bless them, merry folks.
I've been weeping woodsap for the past hour or so....
We'll be leaving to India in a couple of days...I'm sooo excited....Wheeeeeeeee....:)

#6

       Remember how I said that An-nerd-ette was showing behavioural changes almost resembling a normal human being.Well I'm sorry to say that all my efforts to make her become the little bit above average normal teenage girl is going to go in vain.What is the reason you ask me??? Well its the fact that An-nerd-ette is moving to India!!!Yes the place which is said to be perpetually hot and have the 7th wonder of the world-The Taj Mahal(...apparently there is some super awesome story behind its construction!Can't wait to find out!!!)
         Which means that she is going to move away from this awesome city!!!...and obviously the person she is trying to impress unless by some miracle the significant other person whose name is Josh decides to tag along.(How I know his name?Well,when you have super amazing brains,an IQ of 300 as well as a lot of free to time to see whose name she doodles in her notebook with a lot of hearts surrounding it,you get to know things.)
Now how will my not so foolproof plan work???


Wait a minute what if the Grobners leave me here and go???By giving me away for some horrible junk sale? NO!I would rather die than face such mortification...


I'm getting apprehensive over here :(

#5

Okay....

Just because there was indeed another reason for An-nerd-ette wearing make-up,it does not mean that I am bonkers...but I suppose you could call me that if you want to,because I do know that I am better than YOU!!!

Well now for the reason why she wore make-up???

   It wasn't because a teacher said that she had to or because starring in some musical....and it definitely is not my vision problem!!!I went to meet the the ophthamologist  and he confirmed...no problem with my vision yet :)

Don't ask me how I went there,let's just say it involves a tale with the sewers which you would not want to hear about and I pinky swear that I do not STINK!!!

  An-nerd-ette(I probably should stop calling her that with her new behavioural changes...hey maybe my new year wish would come true after all...any guesses about what that is???) wore make-up because she wanted a certain someone(wink) to notice her!!!That is an illogical an irrational reason....do I make myself clear???

fine!!!

   I was so shocked to find out...I'm sure I would have a cardiac arrest at such a young age!!!

Who knew An-nerd-ette could ever do that???

I'm still in shock and no I don't need that shock thingy that doctors do to make people come back alive....!
I will survive!!!

#4

Oh my gawsh!!!
It takes a lot to rattle a table like me.I don't get astonished just like that watching randomly weird things like polar bears bathing in Hawaii or meeting a cat-loving dog!!!Yes I know I'm cool and awesome and interpol should practically recruit me for my tough-ness....-sigh- enough about me although there is much to boast about,I am not a bit pompous ;) So do you know what completely flabbergasted me??? I saw An-nerd-ette wearing make-up!!!

    She wore eye-shadow Can you believe it?I practically had a fit of surprise!!!Either my cluttered up-ness was going to the peak and I was delusional...or I had vision problems which I had realised suddenly or the only logical explanation I can come up with is that An-nerd-ette had a new teacher who had by some law decreed that not wearing make up was a punishable offence...!!!Yes that could be the perfect reason!
  I'm glad that the teacher had done that.Not that Annette wasn't pretty,she was in fact quite cute with blond hair and blue eyes.She could just use a little bit make-up and do normal stuff unlike the weird stuff she did like burrowing her head into books all the time.  I just hope this takes a different turn of events and that there is some other rational or logical reason for this although I think its quite unlikely that anyone can come up with a better reason???I would guffaw at them...Not only am I super unshakeable but I'm super intelligent too!!!

#3

      For the past few days it's been the usual.Annette or An-nerd-ette as I prefer to call her has been her usual nerdy self : waking up,going to school,eating,studying,sleeping and more studying.If there was some disease for repeating something again and again or studying too much then she will totally get it!!!Blimely I won't be surprised if she suddenly falls ill due to lack of exposure to sunlight even !!!
        I'm guessing she's having her exams.So I'm thinking that she would actually bother to actually clean me up.It'd be nice to think clearly without having cluttered thoughts.


Optimism would help,right?

#2

Okay...so maybe I was a bit too harsh on you people.I'm sorry because yesterday was truly horrendous!!!
    Annette,my owner or An-nerd-ette  as I prefer to call her ate a delicious looking apple and didn't bother to throw it.Oh no!Instead she just chucked that thing into one of my drawers!!!(Sorry apple,you may be a nice guy to have a conversation with but that doesn't mean you aren't dirtying me :( )So now that apple is rotting away in one of my drawers along with bubblegum wrappers,cold medicine,crumpled up notes of paper...So I'm officially a rubbish chute now,not a well mannered table with a sense of decorum???
       You can complain that I sound like your mum complaining about not keeping your room clean,but how would you like someone chucking dirt down your trousers???Imagine a little and I'm sure you can empathise.
        There are some crumpled up tests in which she has scored all As....big surprise there!Didn't see that one coming.Who am I kidding?An-nerd-ette would probably start wailing even if she got an A-.
Weird? I know!
       You know what is even creepier???She's got thousands of pens!I think she's infatuated with pens rather than boys :(You can find multi-coloured ones,chisels,markers and all other sorts.
       If all these were arranged neatly,I wouldn't be so grouchy or unfaithful towards An-nerd-ette.Oh no,but you see instead it's all cluttered up and she tries to clutter it up more trying to retrieve non-existent items.The actual problem for tables is that if we are cluttered up even our minds are cluttered up and as a result we can't think straight...that is the reason for me being so whiny.Don't worry I'm sure she will clean me soon and then I can really entertain you ;)

My Introduction...

      So you think that just because I'm a table,and not such an expensive one, that I've no feelings!
That's just plain rude and typical human.I mean I wonder why your name human is almost a homophone with humane.It obviously is a misnomer!You have every,yes fundamental right to question me about why  I have such terrible notions....Well I can justify people...

      But I'm warning you, you're going to start sympathising with me if you know how horribly I'm being treated....

   You see I basically  belong to this 16 year old girl , oh no sorry she aint no girl,she's a nerd.I can solemnly swear about that because she wears glasses and reads a lot of books and writes a lot of nonsensical stories and blabbers even more!Hey,you ever been owned by a nerd???Well I can tell you its not much fun !!!

         So this girl's name is Annette.She's got dirty blond hair and blue eyes.She's a straight A student and loves to sit at home and not go out and just do all those nerdy things nerds do :(  You can ask me why I ardently dislike this girl who is my owner-oh wait,I guess you already have.

        It's because of this.She never ever ever takes care of me!!!Hey I'm not asking her to wipe my nose or change my diaper am I???? No,I'm just asking her to keep me a bit clean and tidy and not let me be the cluttered up mess I am!!!

              You see, for tables like me a cluttered up body means a cluttered up mind :(
Sadly you can notice it by the way I'm raving on...

             Annette or An-nerd-ette as I prefer to call her has the time to e-mail her friends,listen to her i-pod (sadly she listens to bethoven and mozart!!! I would prefer punk,rock,pop anytime over that!!!),study,study,study,write notes and study more....but she aint got the time to clean up the cluttered up mess I am :(

                                                                       

ps- that is when I was made,

      I'm beautiful, I know :)